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Success Demotivational Poster


SUCCESS - God gives every bird it's food, but he does not throw it into the nest


TAGS: bird success
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by wayne64

CloudchaserS - August 1, 2012, 12:22 am, #237934
Making it next in my list of thins I wanna check out :-)
Chrysophase2003 - August 1, 2012, 12:05 am, #237933
As a believer in crap happening, I feel bad for the beings crap created to be the bird's food.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:18 pm, #237922
I must agree with my peers. This is very good Wayne. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 10:44 am, #237915
How come we never see you at Religifake CloudchaserS?.....We might Mock religion sometimes, but we also discuss it.
CloudchaserS - July 31, 2012, 10:02 am, #237914
As a believer that there is a God, I agree with this very much!
wayne64 - July 31, 2012, 9:55 am, #237913
Done! Thanks1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 9:37 am, #237910
Nice!. Please post to Religifake also. Look at you, Mister popular! 5L
wayne64 - July 30, 2012, 9:01 pm, #237903
Thanks for the positive comment! I have it posted in motitwist.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:50 pm, #237895

Wayne - this is fantastic. Please post it to motitwist as well.


SUCCESS! -


TAGS: success retard
Rating: 3.75/5

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NuitTombee - September 23, 2010, 5:37 am, #195129
How old is she?
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 1:37 pm, #166970
1 lion , because unfortunatly , some poor bastich is Shagging this >__> and im doing it out respect for him.// B13
Shamrock - October 9, 2009, 4:12 pm, #125078
How are there so many pictures of this meth-addicted cabbage patch doll?
M33P M33P - October 7, 2009, 1:37 pm, #124560
I agree Mally but Augra wasn't fat or retarded
Claire - September 20, 2009, 12:36 pm, #120008
She looks like she could be 12.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:07 am, #69464
How old is this tiny soon to be crying child with a used up v*****?
Mally - March 15, 2009, 9:58 pm, #66014
is it just me or does she look like a teenage version Augra from The Dark Crystal


EVERY TIME - I find the key to success... Some idiot changes the lock


TAGS: find the key to success
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:01 pm, #250712
Thanks, much appreciated, and all locks are cheap, this one is just set apart from the rest for looking good.
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:37 pm, #250646
We've all been there. 5L for the Motifake, plus an additional 1L for not using an image of a cheap MasterLock.


SUCCESS -


TAGS: behind every successful man
Rating: 4.43/5

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TheGoat - April 5, 2012, 1:55 am, #232744
For the benefit of Americans, Maryon Pearson's husband was prime minister of Canada in the 1960s...
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:06 am, #232651

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!~
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 5:44 am, #232637
And if I told you that it was me and that I'm highly wary of any and all things you do now?? (Sorry, I couldn't Keep up the B-S long enough... XD lol)
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:18 pm, #232621

I would probably watch this guy paint an outhouse~~


REMEMBER THE TITANS -


TAGS: leadership blame success
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 17, 2012, 10:21 pm, #240023
Thank You. I wish our USA politicians would follow that advice. So sick of them and this election stuff...
Sho - October 17, 2012, 12:00 pm, #240011
5&fav'd


POTENTIAL -


TAGS: life fate ability success achievement
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 7:24 pm, #204864
Like you read about.
Sean - November 30, 2010, 5:03 pm, #204836
This is cool. Love it. And thanks for not being more specific about the kilt-caught-on-the-fence/mooning-the-entire-Scottish-wedding-party incident I told you about.


A FIRE IN THE SKY -




THE EXECUTIVE SUITE -




LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.


TAGS: dance life knowledge music success
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - June 7, 2012, 1:29 am, #235921
Thanks cynic. Hope you don't mind the short version. Too tired to type the whole thing :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:09 am, #235874
I always said that anyone can break dance or mosh dancing, because everyone is too high and confused to correct any incorrect moves. And good job with the me***hor!


POINT TAKEN -


TAGS: success
Rating: 4.72/5

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ABORIGINAL WISDOM -


TAGS: success can knock you on yer ass
Rating: 3.28/5

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phydeaux - November 20, 2009, 12:34 pm, #138103
Liz could come to my house....I'm good with that...
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 10:33 pm, #115625
I think lolol is too busy NOT letting Liz Hurley have *** with him - like she would anyway - to make quality motifakes.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 9:05 pm, #115597
And lololol... maxing out at 1.75 certainly qualifies you to judge motifakes.
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:04 pm, #115596
Um... Sean, this is a DEmotivational site, but at least it isn't fail like that scooby doo anime poster


KEEP A FIRE... -


TAGS: fire spontaneous combust success gary
Rating: 4.94/5

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Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:59 pm, #233297
I agree, as does my poster... However, I understand what you mean; but grant me a poetic license here... Burning oneself literally usually leads to nothing but pain... I'm using fire as a me***hor here for hard-work, determination & qualities such like...
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:52 pm, #233292
Fairly certain death is the result of spontaneous combustion, not success.
GaryO - April 14, 2012, 1:12 am, #233238
I really am too, Rick…….It’s d*** near my creed.
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 3:52 pm, #233105
Heh heh... Pyromaniacs unite; but in a different way...
holymoly - April 12, 2012, 2:26 pm, #233098
Fire!!!!!! Nice take
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 am, #233072
Glad you saw this one...
GaryO - April 11, 2012, 7:46 pm, #233060
nicely done, laddie


DESTINATIONS -


TAGS: road to success is fraught with distractions
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - August 15, 2010, 5:50 pm, #189562

well, after a week of vacation I have to do something to get back into the workplace mind set.
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 4:43 pm, #189557
Did you take a 'motivation' pill today, rerun?
spacedog - August 15, 2010, 2:29 pm, #189553
Very nice Rerun. I wondered why my GPS navigator kept telling me to make a u-turn. 5L


SIMPLICITY -




INITIATIVE -


TAGS: success initiative pick a lock
Rating: 4.65/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:10 am, #228431
won't be p5cky on this one. just make sure you don't touch it with your bare hands, cause with all that rust you might get jawl5ck :)


SOME ARE DRIVEN BY SUCCESS - Others are driven to the insane asylum ...


TAGS: some success driven insane asylum
Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:17 am, #235620
I've been driven by and to both.


VISION -


TAGS: goals success homeless
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 3:46 pm, #225728
Is giving homeless people reconditioned laptops part of the new Obama-care program? LOL
Hawamleh - March 22, 2011, 4:31 pm, #214954
did you know that the first mcdonalds opened here in amman in the year 2000, yeah..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 3:10 pm, #214952
You don't even have a McDonalds to work at (or wash in their bathroom)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 3:09 pm, #214951
I think the ":P" at the end of his comment implies that he was joking....But I can see why you'd be annoyed Trash, you live in such a small, sad and pathetic town, you might as well be living on the street, And it's definitely colder for you.
TheTrashHeap - March 22, 2011, 2:51 pm, #214950
If you make money "through online" and yet are still homeless, might I suggest getting a real job? Anybody can work at Mcdonalds or dig ditches (provided they are sober).
lordbrett10 - March 22, 2011, 2:38 pm, #214948
I TAKE MAJOR OFFENSE TO THIS the only way i make money is though online and im homelss its rough and hard so u a**holes that make fun of us becasue we are unforunate in many cases f*** URSELVES :P thank you


BEING YOURSELF -




THOZ DAM WORDZ -




SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...?


TAGS: revenge nerd geek success failure google
Rating: 3.23/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:52 pm, #83849
Geek solidarity!


I'm Not Finished Yet -


TAGS: success child super hero knowledge
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - May 4, 2014, 1:54 pm, #254641
indeed


POTHOLES OF LIFE - The road to success is always under construction.


TAGS: success construction rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - November 25, 2010, 2:52 pm, #203947
Nice platitude.


SECRET OF MY SUCCESS -




THE SINGLE MANS' PHILOSOPHY - How he interprets it: Eat, drink and party til dawn!




SUCCESS IS NOTHING BUT LUCK - ...Just ask any failure.




SUCCESS - If only it were that easy


TAGS: success
Rating: 3.18/5

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EPIC SUCCESS FAILURE - Shortly after basking in the glory, you realize you'll probably never feel so good again.


TAGS: success failure glory
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 9:44 am, #227470
So True One Up.


SUCCESS - In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstien




Victory -




LEADERS -


TAGS: leadership office work management success
Rating: 4.95/5

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crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:33 pm, #197815
perfectly captioned.


If you're not with me when I'm failing -




GRADUATION - An event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.




THE TALENTED MR RIPLEY -




EXERTION -


TAGS: work train success
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - August 14, 2012, 7:31 pm, #238420
N1 Sho - picture perfect
M0rd3kaI - August 14, 2012, 6:35 pm, #238418
Although 'QuotiFakes' are more often than not crap... the picture suits the quote. 5L from me
Sho - August 14, 2012, 6:13 pm, #238417
been a while since I got a 2L xD


SUCCESS -


TAGS: success equals ignorance plus confindence pzy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:14 am, #197798

5blue steels dude...magnum just ins't enough
CoolioIndeed - October 10, 2010, 11:33 pm, #197768
It must be that d*** Hansel. He's so h** right now!
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 10:20 pm, #197761
thanks man.
CoolioIndeed - October 10, 2010, 10:00 pm, #197760
This is full of win. 5 Blue Steel's.


SUCCESS - always in view but never in reach


TAGS: success
Rating: 4.36/5

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Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:39 pm, #199877
Reminds me of the Ice Age movie. Cute pic, good quote.


SUCCESS -




PETA -


TAGS: they would call this a success
Rating: 3.53/5

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templar13 - March 3, 2012, 11:00 am, #230552
Um, looks like they're wearing leather boots.
LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 11:14 pm, #149980
PETA with guns... Just a bad idea...
Sean - June 15, 2009, 5:12 pm, #87284
"French-cut" diaper? Ewwww! You may have just ruined GILF p*** for me. Leaving only ... every other kind of p*** -- so don't mess with that. Please?
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:55 pm, #87229
Where's my Hasenpfeffer!?!?
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:28 am, #87138
See!! night all, gotta work early.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:24 am, #87135
French-cut, I know.
moooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:20 am, #87130
Yeah, but it was a suggestive diaper.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:16 am, #87127
Ummmmm..... I saw only one monkey. And he was wearing a diaper.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:15 am, #87126
Guinness famine? (like potato famine but with more fistfights)
mooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am, #87124
BTW, those monkeys were asking for it....did you see how they were dressed?
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am, #87123
What the hell? Am I the only sober one here tonight?
moooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:13 am, #87122
Ewwww. A Nick Coppola reference. If I was sober I might have understood that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:52 pm, #87113
Or, is it just the avatar? Sort of like where Nicholas Cage would be had he not got the part in Valley Girl. Like a frustrated actor, turned department store easter bunny would be easy lay?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:50 pm, #87112
Now, when you say "bag" a rabbit... does that mean you've moved past monkeys?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:47 pm, #87110
If I could bag a rabbit as big as Sean's Avatar. Well, We could eat for a week. No more craft dinner and bagged milk for us.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:45 pm, #87109
Let me re-phrase that. Bunnies are good people. People on the other hand, they can go either way.
SP - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm, #87020
People (who) Enjoy Tasty Animals?...
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:53 pm, #87013
I don't have a problem with that. Bunnies are good people.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 8:39 pm, #87010
One tasty,tasty Rabbit.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 5:17 pm, #86965
Power to the poodles!
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 5:13 pm, #86963
Now this is FUNNY!


SUCCESSFUL SHOPPING -




ENTREPRENEUR -




EXPANDING USES -


TAGS: lsd aa success
Rating: 4.46/5

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briantoo - May 31, 2011, 8:50 am, #219410
Wondering how flashbacks affect the statistics.... ;-)


WHAT YOU KNOW -


TAGS: food caterpillar success brazilian swedish
Rating: 4.15/5

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Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:28 pm, #187343
Ah the softcore days...I remember them well. 5L


SUCCESS -


TAGS: success
Rating: 3.63/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:45 pm, #209028
Love it. Especially as a racing fan. 5L.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:52 am, #110451
Uhm, is the starting line also the finish line in that particular competition?
Haarakkon - August 21, 2009, 11:47 am, #110446
Far more ironic that an exploding car would be the most likely source of the flames in the background. Nicely done poster, though.
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:36 am, #110389
Good poster. Ironic that success here is being best at driving around in circles.


PREDISPOSITION - Yeah... I know what you're thinking.




Know fear -


TAGS: shark underwater fear drink successories
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 20, 2013, 4:15 pm, #245898
Hear Hear! 5 Liters or litres, at least 5 anyway


It's All About Me -


TAGS: success opportunity *** humor life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:46 pm, #256475
Thanks. I loved the icons :)
spacedog - August 28, 2014, 9:39 pm, #256468
Funny stuff.


Blurred Vision -


TAGS: imagination envisage successful
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:05 pm, #255744
Bing0


disappointment -




Tom Petty -




Pablo Picasso -


TAGS: success copy
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - August 26, 2013, 4:25 pm, #249084
thx, RL
Reality Lord - August 26, 2013, 4:05 pm, #249083

this is quietly epic. fav'd and 5'd.


Making Paper Airplanes -


TAGS: making paper airplanes success airman
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 11, 2013, 1:13 am, #246545
Thanks for all the comments. And Airman get back here!
mariand - June 10, 2013, 3:28 am, #246508
When I thought I forgot how to do paper airplanes, I had to teach my son how to do it... now my house is full of paper airplanes and the show goes on...;)
Sho - June 9, 2013, 10:22 pm, #246500
still in the air, there is no stopping him. hope he drifts by again
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:18 pm, #246496

Oh, I do miss him! Great poster!
Greeny - June 9, 2013, 9:05 pm, #246494
Outstanding tribute!


If I Should Fall From Grace -


TAGS: beer alcohol life success destiny
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2014, 10:14 pm, #256492
I've got too many success stories under my belt. :)
MissPriss - August 29, 2014, 10:34 am, #256486
Wow...that's where my 5L "rye" whiskey comes from? Who'd of thunk?


The Sum Of All Fears -


TAGS: success college life *** actress
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 10:55 pm, #255050
unfortunately I dropped out after blue, blew and the french word bleu :)
EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2014, 4:40 pm, #255040
...and in college you didn't learn the difference between to, too, and two?


THE KEY - To Making A Successful Motifake Master The Idea Unlock The Imagination


TAGS: master motifake think success
Rating: 4.91/5

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rerun - November 8, 2010, 6:56 pm, #201907

what did he say?
DavidEMartin - November 8, 2010, 3:42 pm, #201875
Mastering irony, cleverness, and wit helps too. Otherwise you're just another rightwing hatchet job over on Politifake.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:18 pm, #185622

Iconoclast
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:18 pm, #185621

Only when Icocnclast is here...oops, did I out a bomber? my bad
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:14 pm, #185619
I see, that is usually how the cookie crumbles round these here parts.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:12 pm, #185618

Thanks - It did well until Tim log on....and Tim, the mods have your number.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:00 pm, #185617
Rerun, this is amsome in everyway it could be. 5L
Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 10:13 pm, #185115
In other words...stop taking everything so serious. Relax...Have fun...take a joke and dish them out


UN-SUCCESS -




SUCCESS - Is Not About How Much You Have... Is About How Much You Don't Need...


TAGS: success needs
Rating: 4.88/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 11:30 pm, #185674
Well done!


SECRET TO SUCCESS -


TAGS: vintage nurse pinup success humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 10:07 pm, #248843

And it would take the undertaker half-a-day to get the smile off your face...
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:58 pm, #248842
If she was my doctor, she wouldn’t need a stethoscope, she could just watch it beat…for a while.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 9:37 pm, #248841

It's because your doctor's just lookin' out for your heart!~
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:24 pm, #248840
Why is it that I never get that babe when I go to the doctor, or even give blood…..I get Olga…guess I should just be glad she always has scrubs on….(shudder)
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 8:53 pm, #248839

Thank you, Icon!~
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 8:49 pm, #248838
I'd give you 5 pints for that ..... but I have to wait 8 weeks between pints.


THE KEY TO SUCCESS - Take it slow and steady, paying attention to details.




Success -




DOWNTIME -




IRONY - making it in the real world...rejected by motifake


TAGS: bmw success
Rating: 4.2/5

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maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 3:57 pm, #239663
Don't Think So.
ughomer - October 2, 2012, 3:23 pm, #239659
Dog appears to be GaryO, but I could be wrong!
maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 3:07 pm, #239657
I Didn't Make It In The Real World So I'm Sorry But Get Over It !
Sho - October 1, 2012, 11:14 pm, #239643
Whatever that can make you make it through life, when on motifake, do the opposite
Reality Lord - October 1, 2012, 9:39 pm, #239640

.......?


A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME -


TAGS: ahhh the sweet smell of success
Rating: 4.14/5

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HtD - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154377
Haha, very true. And this one is still a good laugh.
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 3:45 pm, #154374
I almost went down that road HtD, but I figured I've beaten that subject to death and enough is enough, eh.
HtD - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154372
A rose by any other name is Narutarded.


SUCCESS - Some people dream of success. While others wake up and work hard at it.


TAGS: the secret of my success i get at that hole and work it
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 8:22 pm, #178028
Very nice.


IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED - Then Mountain-biking in the Grande Canyon probably isn't for you


TAGS: bike fail wipe out success
Rating: 3.84/5

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lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 12:14 am, #159018
At that height, at least you'd leave a remarkable impression
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:20 pm, #158352
(and for the record, putting an "e" at the end of the name doesn't make mountain biking a respectable sport)
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:20 pm, #158351
LMFAO @ Logic!!!!!!! FT f'n W!
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 6:48 pm, #153521
Is the Grande Canyon anywhere near the Venti Latte Canyon? Just askin'!
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 6:48 pm, #153520
Is the Grande Canyon anywhere near the Venti Latte Canyon? Just askin'!
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2010, 5:38 pm, #153504
5 Faceplants for you
pieman - January 21, 2010, 5:26 pm, #153500
Nice. 5 Wiley Coyoties for you.


SUCCESS - The surest way to success Is hard work, raw talent And big breasts


TAGS: demotivate success
Rating: 3.79/5

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5butjam - June 30, 2010, 12:32 pm, #182683
Remind me to never mention bre***s again...
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 11:23 am, #182675
If it`s for soft Drugs we would welcome you with open pipes!
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:59 am, #182670
I don't think Canada will let me in. LoL! I have a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:53 am, #182669
Move up here, Free health care! or to france. Free health care, daycare, homecare and every employer MUST give 5 weeks paid holidays to every employee every year. Also free college.
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:51 am, #182668
That'd be if I could afford it. As you can see, I can't afford to pay attention lately... :P
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:46 am, #182667
Sorry to hear that. Sounds like a prudent move. Better safe....
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:44 am, #182666
Not sure I'd make it that long! Actually, as my mom died of bre*** cancer, I'd rather have all the tissue removed and then replaced with some implants. Removes about 97% of the risk for cancer...
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:40 am, #182665
That's a plan! Who cares if they look like fried eggs hung on nails when you're 80!
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:38 am, #182664
LoL! I doubt I really would. Or I'll at least wait 30 years when it'll be truly beneficial.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:36 am, #182663
Leave'em. Anymore than a mouthful is a waste! Also do you realy want to be tucking them into your pants in 30 yrs? The bigger they are the lower they sag.
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:32 am, #182662
Perhaps I should begin some sort of money collection, offering a timeshare arrangement once they're installed.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:30 am, #182661
Hitwoman?
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:29 am, #182660
It can be a vicious cycle, actually... A nice, new pair of big bre***s can cost upwards of $5000! And how'm I supposed to make that much money without big bre***s to begin with?!?
forseti - June 30, 2010, 9:02 am, #182648
most of my buddies think I should go to gym more often 'cuz my bre***s are too big, but I don't have any success?!? strange.


MR GREYSCORPIONS SUCCESS -


TAGS: greyscorpion success talent drugs motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:15 pm, #160496
Thank you, Mr Ron. Great poster!! Of course 5L. I owe any and all success to modern living through chemisty,... especially since I can now get those little blue pills from a Canadian Pharmacist at 1/2 price!!


2 RULES FOR ULTIMATE SUCCESS IN LIFE -


TAGS: success christopher walken lessons from the master
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zed - January 2, 2010, 4:04 am, #149462
Eh, needs more cowbell.
Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:49 pm, #149367
Heheh, nice one


DEDICATION TO SUCCESS -




WINNING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - By selling them liquor, cigarettes and Meth.




SUCCESSMAZE -


TAGS: success
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:18 am, #110990
I think the crack you're smoking is tainted Derek. 5 lions Ron.
Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:16 am, #110989
So when Bolt ran the fastest 100 and 200m races ever... nobody noticed? And how is anyone likely to fail in a maze in full view? Die to a minotaur with TV crew on hand?
RON - June 19, 2009, 7:49 pm, #88374
Airman thx...lol Was a nice month and half...now need to borrow from u to pay for...lol
Airman - June 19, 2009, 6:32 pm, #88349
About time you got your b*** back here..
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:44 pm, #88302
How true


WOW -


TAGS: another successful eharmony match
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 6:37 pm, #184878
HIlarious! This should be in the HOF! 5L


SUCCESS - To be a successful person, you need to succeed


TAGS: success succeed
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by elixiri

elixiri - November 28, 2011, 6:20 am, #226223
This is Carlos Slim.
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:48 am, #222751
He's ICEMAN?! Funny I had something else in mind
ICEMAN - August 8, 2011, 8:24 pm, #222719
To be a Motifaker, you need to Motifake. See, that wasn't funny either. 2
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:48 pm, #222709
Ok, I lead a sheltered life, might help if I knew who he was..


SUCCESS -




BITTERSWEET SUCCESS - Just because Cubby gave you an A+ doesn't mean you still get to keep your cherry.




FAILING - That kid succeeded in




SUCCESSITS FOR THE IPHONE -




Told Ya So -




celebrate ! -




Blast from Spacedog Past -


TAGS: motifake monthly magazine success
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greeny

MissPriss - July 10, 2015, 12:44 pm, #261941
Nope Jesus... not until someone loses an eye .
MissPriss - July 10, 2015, 12:43 pm, #261940
Phookin' 5L Greeny. Next issue can I have my own column...Motifake Etiquette?
Greeny - July 9, 2015, 8:35 pm, #261937
check out the previous issues! 85323, 88145, 105495 and 131392 - there is something for everyone!
GaryO - July 9, 2015, 6:24 pm, #261936
Gawd, this is good. 5/F
spacedog - July 9, 2015, 5:54 pm, #261935
Ha! They haven't sold well for the last few years. 5L
Sho - July 9, 2015, 4:42 pm, #261934
5Lmao
Silverheart - July 9, 2015, 2:46 pm, #261933
It's called voterbation
JesusWept - July 9, 2015, 9:33 am, #261930
Isn't voting for your own posters cheating? 5.


opportunism -


TAGS: life success crime opportunity cookie
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 7:56 pm, #262576
Excellent, Cannibal! 5L


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